February 2012
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“At one point Jeremy said that a stew he’d had at a Little Chef was, “The second...”
– FinalGear Forum user suggysgirl on outtakes from today’s Top Gear filming. (via lauracaskey)
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After I meet Alan Rickman:
People I know: Hey, what's up?
Me: Sorry, you don't matter anymore because I met Alan Rickman.
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“If you’ve not got laptop with you, he’s Google.”
– Phill Jupitus on Stephen Fry (via obsessedfool)
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Lee: Go faster !
Tim: I'm already going 32 in a 30 mph zone.
Lee: I wondered why my face was all distorted. Must be the G force.
Tim: I'll think you'll find it's the inbreeding.
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A Gordon Ramsay Poem
gordonramsaypoetry:
oh my god where’s the risotto? useless.
Friend: I hope you're happy.
Me: I hope you're happy, now that you're choosing this, I really hope you get it and you don't live to regret it. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY IN THE ENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNND. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY, MY FRIEND! SO IF YOU CARE TO FIND ME, LOOK INTO THE WESTERN SKY AS SOMEONE TOLD ME LATELY, EVERYONE DESERVES A CHANCE TO FLY AND IF I'M FLYING SOLO AT LEAST I'M FLYING FREE TO THOSE WHO'D GROUND ME TAKE A MESSAGE BACK FROM ME TELL THEM HOW I AM DEFYING GRAVITY, I'M FLYING HIGH, DEFYING GRAVITY, AND SOON I'LL MATCH THEM IN RENOWN, AND NOBODY IN ALL OF OZ, NO WIZARD THAT THERE IS OR WAS, IS EVER GONNA BRING ME DOWN! BRING ME DOWN! AW WAH WAH WAH WAH-AAAAAAAAH!
Friend:
Me: What.
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40 minutes before needing to make a decision,...
Phil Jupitus: Drink lots of water?
Stephen Fry: Yeah, so that in 40 minutes time--
Alan Davies: You'll be in the loo and won't have to make the decision anyway.
Stephen Fry: Bizarrely, no. In 40 minutes time you'll be popping to go to the loo and that is apparently when we make our best decisions.
Alan Davies: When we need a wee?
Stephen Fry: Yes!
Phil Jupitus: [looking amazed] Shut up! SHUT UP!
Stephen Fry: Yeah. It's true, girlfriend!!
Phil Jupitus: [still amazed] Shut up!