Permission To Say 'Cock' ?: Archive

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ohsoimnancy: -drugsinmyb0dy:

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lackofabetterword: Dog Days are Over - Florence...

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Stephen Fry: Can we settle an important question?
JK Rowling: Yes.
Stephen Fry: How do you pronounce your last name?
JK Rowling: It is Row-ling. As in rolling pin.
Stephen Fry: So if any of you hear someone pronounce her name “Rohw-ling”, you have my permission to hit them over the head with — not with Order of the Phoenix, that would be cruel. Something smaller, like a fridge.

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the most awkward moment when you realize your...

donttrysuicide: WELL SISTER JUST PARTY HARD AND BE HAPPY COS’ HE IS GOING TO JUDGE YOU AND THEN PROBABLY BE PROUD OF YOU AND YOU BOTH ARE GONNA CELEBRATE WITH A GLASS OF WINE AND SOME CRAZY DANCE STEPS TOO AND FINALLY HE WILL SAY WHAT WILL MAKE YOU GO LIKE BUT ONLY TILL HE STARES YOU AND GO AND YOU

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My Life: Getting Fired

Wake up horrifically early. Look like a crack whore. Get to work and boss asks to see me I crack a joke like usual, “Am I being fired? :p” No answer. We step into the office and my boss sits down and looks at papers for a bit before finally looking up: She tells me I’m fired… “Oh…” “You’ll need to give me your nametag...

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