January 2012
"Come downstairs Sarah."
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fuckyeahnightmares:
This is a personal account that I have heard from a girl in school. This is a story written by ME. The owner of fuckyeahnightmares. Do not paste it on other websites without my PERMISSION.
When I was in school I was friends with this girl called Sarah. One day we were talking about ghosts and creepy shit but she then told...
December 2011
in honor of 2011 i have wasted the final day of 2011 just like how i wasted every other day in 2011
teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. I'll need your e-mail address.
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me: tastybitch69@aol.com
“Sometimes I can hear my bones straining under the weight of all the lives I’m...”
– Jonathan Safran Foer (via black-wolves)
I hate making DVDs.
walshternate:
But D-A-M-N do I make beautiful DVDs.
You also make Christmas’ amazing, but you know… DVDs are cool as well.
“Every barrel of oil that comes out of those sands in Canada is a barrel of oil...”
– Rick Perry. Knob (via liberalsarecool)
My new favorite Rick Perry quote.
(via evangotlib)
“Foreigners. They look like Canadians, what with all that fur.” — Rick Perry
“Montreal is the seat of a worldwide global conspiracy against America, except there they take dollars.” — Rick Perry
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Ladies & Gentlemen, I give you, the 2012...
Michelle Bachmann: "Don’t misunderstand. I am not here bashing people who are homosexuals, who are lesbians, who are bisexual, who are transgender. We need to have profound compassion for people who are dealing with the very real issue of sexual dysfunction in their life and sexual identity disorders.” (2004)
Ron Paul: "The rate of AIDS infection is on the increase again. From the gay point of view, the reasons seem quite sensible. First, these men don't really see a reason to live past their fifties. They are not married, they have no children, and their lives are centered on new sexual partners... because sex is the center of their lives, they want it to be as pleasurable as possible, which means unprotected sex. Third, they enjoy the attention & pity that comes with being sick." (1995 in a newsletter)
Rick Perry: "I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a Christian, but you don't need to be in the pew every Sunday to know there's something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can't openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school. " (2011 in a campaign ad)
Mitt Romney: "I should tell my story. I'm also unemployed." (2011 while speaking to unemployed people in Florida. Romney's net worth is over $200 million.)
Newt Gingrich: "She's not young enough or pretty enough to be the wife of the President. And besides, she has cancer." (1994, about his first wife)
Rick Santorum: "Is anyone saying same-sex couples can’t love each other? I love my children. I love my friends, my brother. Heck, I even love my mother-in-law. Should we call these relationships marriage, too?" (2008)
Michelle Bachmann: "Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas." (2009 during a debate)
Mitt Romney: "PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air." (2006, when questioned about driving 12 hours with his dog in a cage strapped to the top of his car)
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the...
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Once you’ve heard Juan, you’ve heard Jamal.
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toujourspuralways:
agent-creepah replied to your post: List of perfect individuals.
hey! Je suis perfection! :p
LOL you wish. :)
WOW KRISTA!
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Obsessed Fool: thatsabsurdyoureabsurd: Slytherins... →
thatsabsurdyoureabsurd:
Slytherins are sexier, It’s a well-established fact. We’re known for disregarding rules We act how we want to act. If you pick a Hufflepuff You’ll find him thick of skull, Patient, true, adoring of you And just a trifle- dull. Or you might choose a Ravenclaw, If you…
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Me: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Mum: He's black
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Me: You look for fresh prints, but oh my god
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Reblog if you didn't find Alan Rickman under your...
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alanrickmandaily:
Always..
Always the first “item” on my list….
geothebio:
agent-creepah replied to your post: Anyone else having problems with iTunes?
Same for me dude.
damn five year olds with new iphones need to gtfo
SERIOUSLY
I JUST GOT THE BEST GIFT FROM JESS WALSH!
IT’S TOTALLY A HUGE POSTER OF ALAN RICKMAN’S BEAUTIFUL FACE!
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