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Hi! I'm Emma, and I've totally met Alan Rickman (seen here). Naming inanimate objects since 1990. Bit of an anglophile, with a penchant for weird and often unwarranted facts. I'm a future cat lady, not in the lycra cat suit sense, but the multiple cats in a small amount of space sense. Pretty good at making curry, pancakes, and eggies in toast. Terrible at making grilled cheese for whatever reason. Still mourning Alan, my '86 Mercedes Benz. RIP, while currently in a tiff with my 2002 Ford Taurus, Louis.

"Would you be offended if I said that you seem to me to be in every way the visible personification of absolute perfection?" - Wilde a la Stephen Fry

Recent Tweets @AgentCreepah
mad-hatter:

jamiesayslove:

allyouneedislove-andlaudanum:

doctor-john:

colonelwhiskers:

littlenem0:

noxiousconcoction:

constellationstreet:

luciferbox:



AND I SHERLOCK THE DETECTIVE KING HAVE GROWN TIRED OF LOOKING FOR THIS SURVEILLANCE THING
omg 

Is this real life? I always thought of this as the “the floor is lava!” gif, but…this is SOOOOOOO much better!!!

YES. The Nightmare before Reichenbach.

AND I SHERLOCK THE DETECTIVE KING HAVE GROWN TIRED OF LOOKING FOR THIS SURVEILLANCE THING

What’s this?What’s this? Pink color everywhereWhat’s this? There’s bullets in the airWhat’s this?I can’t believe your heads, you’re all so stupid!Wake up, John, we’ve got a case!

This is Sherlock Holmes,This is Sherlock Holmes,Deducing crimes in the dead of night!

Everyody screeeeeam, everybody screaaaaaaaaam,
In this city of mass murderiiiiing.

In this house, 221B, The hunt is really on for Moriarty

mad-hatter:

jamiesayslove:

allyouneedislove-andlaudanum:

doctor-john:

colonelwhiskers:

littlenem0:

noxiousconcoction:

constellationstreet:

luciferbox:

AND I SHERLOCK THE DETECTIVE KING HAVE GROWN TIRED OF LOOKING FOR THIS SURVEILLANCE THING

omg 

Is this real life? I always thought of this as the “the floor is lava!” gif, but…this is SOOOOOOO much better!!!

YES. The Nightmare before Reichenbach.

AND I SHERLOCK THE DETECTIVE KING HAVE GROWN TIRED OF LOOKING FOR THIS SURVEILLANCE THING

What’s this?
What’s this?
Pink color everywhere
What’s this?
There’s bullets in the air
What’s this?
I can’t believe your heads, you’re all so stupid!
Wake up, John, we’ve got a case!

This is Sherlock Holmes,
This is Sherlock Holmes,
Deducing crimes in the dead of night!

Everyody screeeeeam, everybody screaaaaaaaaam,

In this city of mass murderiiiiing.

In this house, 221B, The hunt is really on for Moriarty

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