Permission To Say 'Cock' ?

Hi! I'm Emma, and I've totally met Alan Rickman (seen here). Naming inanimate objects since 1990. Bit of an anglophile, with a penchant for weird and often unwarranted facts. I'm a future cat lady, not in the lycra cat suit sense, but the multiple cats in a small amount of space sense. Pretty good at making curry, pancakes, and eggies in toast. Terrible at making grilled cheese for whatever reason. Still mourning Alan, my '86 Mercedes Benz. RIP, while currently in a tiff with my 2002 Ford Taurus, Louis.

"Would you be offended if I said that you seem to me to be in every way the visible personification of absolute perfection?" - Wilde a la Stephen Fry