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Hi! I'm Emma, and I've totally met Alan Rickman (seen here). Naming inanimate objects since 1990. Bit of an anglophile, with a penchant for weird and often unwarranted facts. I'm a future cat lady, not in the lycra cat suit sense, but the multiple cats in a small amount of space sense. Pretty good at making curry, pancakes, and eggies in toast. Terrible at making grilled cheese for whatever reason. Still mourning Alan, my '86 Mercedes Benz. RIP, while currently in a tiff with my 2002 Ford Taurus, Louis.

"Would you be offended if I said that you seem to me to be in every way the visible personification of absolute perfection?" - Wilde a la Stephen Fry

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At one point Jeremy said that a stew he’d had at a Little Chef was, “The second most delicious thing I’ve ever put in my mouth.” To which James winked at him and said, “Thank you!” The audience groaned (while I giggled like a schoolgirl) and then Jeremy retorted, “No, James, you were the 18th.” There was also some arguing between James and Richard about James’ apparent cheating at Monopoly when they’d played for ‘four hours’ the previous evening. James insisted that robbing the bank was a realistic twist while Richard called him a ‘lying, cheating, motherf**ker.’ They continued to argue even when they were preparing the next segment and the mics were turned off/down. I heard Richard say, “No, James, that’s bollocks and you know it. You f**king cheated, just admit it.
FinalGear Forum user suggysgirl on outtakes from today’s Top Gear filming. (via lauracaskey)

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